I'd kick my ass.

Yes I would.

Friend A is sad because her best friend just mentioned A's wayward sister in a conversation when A is always brought to tears by the thought and the last thing she would like to do is think about it some more.

A: *tells me that shes upset by the above.

Me: Oh, so what happened with your sister?

Fucking asshole.

Friend B is having some major family problems(on top of the many many others) and confides in me. Now B has always been my confidante, and even silly little relationship woes, she listens attentively and offers her advice and support, never let me down before.

On the other hand, I, her super good friend who cares about her so much, can't be fucked to reply her text because I was on the computer and my cellphone is charging in another room, its on silent mode and I don't walk over to check for an incoming text very often, even though Im perfectly aware that B and I are in the middle of an sms conversation. I only notice her last text when I go to remove the phone from the charger.

Fuckin asshole.


Yeah, I'd kick my ass. I don't need to wonder if I'm a shitty friend, I'd tell anyone who said I wasn't to fuck off.